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THE HOUSE OF DOOM!!!'S 2013 HAUNT AWARDS
Welcome to the HOD!!!’s 2013 Haunt Awards! Since we’re not running ratings with our reviews, there’s still a moratorium on Best Overall Haunt (Haunt Of The Year), Best Charity Haunt, Best Outdoor Event, Best Hayride, Best Multi Venue Haunt, and Best Trail. This is because we dispensed with public haunt ratings in order to concentrate on what makes each haunt unique and let the reader decide if that’s what they want to see-and also to help lessen the animosity that sometimes crops up between attractions as a result of the ratings. We will tell you that no haunt scored below an 88.0 (on a scale of 100) this season and that multiple haunts got 95’s (or above!), making this one of the best local haunt seasons in memory. We’ve kept the actor and category awards along with introducing several new categories. Keep in mind that like ALL haunt ratings and awards, these are highly subjective and contain a heavy dose of our personal likes and dislikes (there really is no such thing as an objective haunt reviewer).
Best New Event-Scream Acres Ct in northern Kentucky. While Scream Acres has been around for several years as a home haunt, this was their debut as a pro haunt. With plenty of room to expand and having the luxury of an entire year to work on the event, next year should be even better!
Best Family Haunted Event-St. Rita's Haunted House.
Best Facility-Scream Acres Ct, with arcade games, novelty machines, a gift shop with unique items, a ‘ghost’ photo op with provided props and of course the haunt itself–all under one roof.
Moodiest Location-The Haunted Cave At Lewisburg.Not just Hell on Earth, but Hell IN Earth.
Best Sets-The Dent Schoolhouse. We should just start calling this one “The Josh Wells Award”.
Best Crew Of Actors, Touching Division-obviously, any haunt that allows its actors to touch the patrons has an advantage over those that don’t-so we’ve split our acting crew awards into two divisions. The actors at The Haunted Cave At Lewisburg were nothing short of amazing this season, giving The HOD!!! what might have been its most memorable haunt tour in 40+ years of haunting. From the water monsters to the prison guards, devils, zombies, mad doctors, ‘suit monsters’, and the hordes of chainsaw-wielding madmen, they were not only by far the most numerous group of actors (almost 100) but the most intense. No one will EVER walk of Lewisburg without feeling like they’ve run the gauntlet and survived.
Best Crew Of Actors, No Touching Division-The USS Nightmare wins it once again. Not known for its actors in the early years, the Nightmare has become a template for any attraction’s actors to learn from. Varying their approach with the group and the time of night, they range from being entertaining to intense at a moment’s notice. They excel at extended periods of interaction with the crowds, leading to some most...unusual conversations. These are actors that really DO know how to “act”-ually act.
Best Individual Actor-this year, a no brainer. It’s all about Zendar (Alex Anderson), The Dungeons Of Delhi’s 10-foot tall scuttling human spider with a bristling mouth full of knives. The agility and stamina Zendar showed was amazing-you’d think he was born like that. His body language in the role was equally impressive, moving in an appropriately spider-like style. Watching Zendar speeding across the queue area on all (elongated) fours and still overtaking running hauntgoers is nothing short of amazing.
Also in the running was “Rattler” from the Mt. Healthy Haunted Hall-acting in the dark, he slithered around the mine voicing a guttural sound that was a cross between a rattlesnake, a wasp’s nest, and a gurgling slashed throat. And once you DID see him...having half his face ripped off explained a lot of the sound.
Finally, there was the “Greeter” at Scream Acres Ct, a young lady who flawlessly delivered an extended speech and continuously popped out in crazy places throughout the tour, at one point climbing the walls!
Most Intense Actors- The Haunted Cave At Lewisburg, taking full advantage of their dark and creepy surroundings.
Most Athletic Actors-the staff of Scream Acres Ct.
Best Acting Comeback-Madd Mark at The Dungeons Of Delhi, turning in a hilarious over-the-top performance as the panicked father in the Demon Baby ‘live birth’ scene. I mean, it isn’t like he wasn’t prepared for something like this, already laying claim to Madd Matt as his progeny.
Best Stunt Work-The Haunted Cave At Lewisburg, with the water monsters and the fire-wielding demons at the top of the list.
HOD!!!'s Favorite Haunt Character-As always, it’s Bug Boy at the Mt. Healthy Haunted Hall. It was, it is, it shall ever be.
Best Costuming-USS Nightmare.
Best Masks-Sandyland Acres Haunted Hayride.
Best Character Makeup-The Dungeons of Delhi. The most creative and imaginative makeup work we’ve seen, all done on a budget. For a charity haunt to win this award is nothing short of amazing. Kudos to Andrea Pickerell, Matt Prater, Chris Coleman, Skittles, and Lexi Williamson for giving us the likes of Zendar, 666, Pencil Face, Eyeless Girl, Lady Satan, Zombie Master, and even New Blood’s ‘older’ look.
Best Animatronics-The Haunted Cave At Lewisburg. They have HUNDREDS of animatronics, and are one of the few attractions around with the space to showcase the really large ones to their best effect. This year they added a huge dragon along with a couple of impressive free-flying specters (ghosts so huge that they’re piloted by someone sitting inside them).
Best Sound-The Haunted Cave At Lewisburg, with a chaotic curtain of sound that comes from everywhere and nowhere. The soundtrack will be replaying in your memory long after you leave the event.
Best Lighting-The Dent Schoolhouse. The most unobtrusive and natural looking light scheme around, yet each scene is perfectly lit-dark enough for atmosphere, light enough to showcase the amazing detail (with hidden pinpoint lighting focused on the high points). The USS Nightmare is another haunt that excels at this.
Best Line Entertainment-Dent's menagerie of first-string characters along with the two films being shown in the separate queue lines.
Best Special Event-USS Nightmare’s Extreme Night.
Best Separate Event (Upcharged Or Otherwise)-The Haunted Cave At Lewisburg’s Historical Cave Tours.
Coolest Separate Event-Madame Macabre’s palm readings at the entrance to The Haunted Cave At Lewisburg. Yes, terrible things are about to befall you, and she makes it all sound so plausible...
Best Sinister Atmosphere-The Haunted Cave At Lewisburg.
Best Backstory And Theming-The Dent Schoolhouse.
Most Improved Event-Dent’s Queen City Slaughter Yard in its transition from the Detention Hall .
Best Value-St. Rita’s wins again at $7 (with a discount coupon). The Dungeons of Delhi and Mt. Healthy Haunted Hall aren’t far behind with an $8 ‘coupon’ price. The Nightmare has $13 Wednesdays, a great value for a pro haunt. The $10 lights off tour at Dent. The Haunted Cave At Lewisburg is an amazing value at $15 (with coupon) given that you can easily spend an hour and a half inside.
Best Multi Venue Value-Kings Island Halloween Haunt.
Best Room-The Devil’s Throne Room at The Haunted Cave At Lewisburg
Coolest Room-The “Live Birth” at The Dungeons Of Delhi.
Haunts With Real Imagination-The Mt. Healthy Haunted Hall and Dungeons of Delhi.
Favorite Effect-the Flying Specters at The Haunted Cave At Lewisburg.
Favorite Extended Haunt Actor Performance-Mr. Giggles playing “Scream or Die” with girls at Sandyland Acres Haunted Hayride.
Best Satan-The Dark Lord At The Dungeons Of Delhi, with his pal 666 as a bonus!
Best Klown Area-the USS Nightmare’s Klown Maze.
Toughest Maze-the Devil’s Maze at The Haunted Cave At Lewisburg-now with even more doors!
Best Haunt Website-The Dent Schoolhouse. Jaw dropping concepts and videos.
Best Facebook Page-Dungeons Of Delhi. THIS is what haunting is all about.
Best Videos-The Dungeons Of Delhi. The evocative titles alone make them worthy of an award!
Best Overall Marketing-The Dent Schoolhouse. During September and October, you can’t miss them.
Best Gift Shop-Sandyland Acres Haunted Hayride, filled with bizarre and unique handmade items. It’s also the only area haunt where you can get a DVD of the event itself.
Best Concessions-St. Rita’s Haunted House
Best T-Shirts-Scream Acres Ct ‘Evil Clown’
Best Regular Media Haunt Coverage-Steve Novotni of Citybeat's ScaryBeat section, although sadly it’s suffered from budget cuts the last couple of years
Spirit of Halloween Award (for the attraction that best typifies a traditional Halloween)-Sandyland Acres Haunted Hayride.
And a few whimsical awards…
“Triumphant Return” Award-Pacifier Jones, MIA for over a year, dropped into The HOD!!! Message Board at the last second to bring his unique perspective to Halloween
“Most Disappointing News” Award-owner Ed Short’s end-of-season decision to close down the Chambers of Horror in Middletown after a couple of down years
“But Wait!” Award-owner Ed Short’s after-season decision to open up the Chambers for next season after working out a new lease
“Extra Crispy”-the Mt. Healthy Haunted Hall giving hauntgoers ‘the chair’ in their prison area
“Cold Feet” Trophy-Bug Boy’s attempts to evade matrimony at the Mt. Healthy Haunted Hall
“Inspector Gadget” Award-Detective Dan at The Dent Schoolhouse
“No Parking”-patrons hiding under cars to escape Zendar at the Dungeons of Delhi
“Haunt and Staff We Still REALLY Miss” Award-Nightmare Estates. See also “Invisible Klowns”.
“Three Ring Circus” Award-to Dent. There’s ALWAYS something going on outside and usually haunters from other events on the grounds as well
“Invisible Klowns” Award-Bludzo and Fatso, temporarily rendered homeless by Dent’s ouster of the PTA Carnival
“Invisible Vortex” Award-the vortex at Dent
“Buckets Of Blood”-the Dent Schoolhouse, which has doused itself in the red stuff the last couple of years. In a good kinda way.
“Reality Show Waiting To Happen” Award-The Dungeons Of Delhi. All Madd Mark needs to do is splice together several of his event videos and add some of the earlier “Madd Matt/New Blood ones”. It doesn’t get any better than New Blood kidnapping children and then rushing off to Hooters! Maybe he could off Honey Boo Boo or the Duck Dynasty boys at some point, and the nation would be in his debt.
“Beavis” Award (Fire Division)-The Haunted Cave At Lewisburg and Sandyland Acres for FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! Extra points to Sandyland for having remote control fire.
“Beavis” Award (Poop Division)-The Mt. Healthy Haunted Hall, for putting it all on the line (or the ground, as the case may be) in their elevated outhouse scene.
“Alcoholics Unanimous” Award-the undead crew of the USS Nightmare, all of whom were ready to kill each (even though they’re already dead) over the first mate’s stolen bottle of whiskey. No wonder they wrecked the boat!
“Cutest Gals” Award-The Dungeons Of Delhi. And they’re really nice teens and good actors as well. Also see the next award.
“Boobsalot” Award-Dent’s Queen City Slaughter Yard. Because it takes perky critters to make Uncle Charlie’s fritters.
“Best Haunt Souvenir”-the special ‘America’s Haunts’ edition of Fangoria magazine being sold at Dent
“I Ain’t ‘Fraid Of No Ghost” Award-the Sheriffs directing traffic at Dent. The drivers they had to deal with were a hundred times scarier than anything a haunter could dream up.
“Haunt To Watch For Next Year”-The Mt. Healthy Haunted Hall, planning to put on a very cool concept.
“Video To Watch For This year”-The Mt. Healthy Haunted Hall’s ‘Making Of’ Documentary
“Haunts The HOD!!! Would Have Wanted To Work At As A Teen”-The Dungeons of Delhi and Mt. Healthy Haunted Hall, who work wonderfully with their volunteers and give them a ton of input.
“Klowns Who Are Actually FUNNY”-USS Nightmare.
“Damnation” Award-the Klowns at Dent.
“Event Most Likely To Chart Induced Bowel Movements”-Scream Acres Ct
“Mentor” Award-Madd Mark at The Dungeons Of Delhi.
OK, that’s more than a few, but what can we say? We’re a whimsical site!
The HOD!!!'s Favorite Haunt Moment-being freaked out by the walking wall at Lewisburg Haunted Cave
As always, thanks to our friends in the local haunt community (in the order we attended them):
Josh Wells, Chuck Stross, Bud Stross, Brian Robbe, and all the actors at The Dent Schoolhouse
Ryan and Kimmie Thierauf along with Perry Mattan and Matt Glass at Scream Acres Ct
Betty Hancock, Matthew Gratsch, Eric Sterwerf, Andy Schehr and Mark Roetting at the Mt. Healthy Haunted Hall
Mark and Sandy Schaefer at The Haunted Cave At Lewisburg
Brenda and Gene Webb along with the entire staff of Sandyland Acres Haunted Hayride
Allen Rizzo and Steve Schreibeis at the USS Nightmare
Madd Mark, Madd Matt, New Blood, Zendar, and all the actors at the Dungeons Of Delhi
THE HOUSE OF DOOM!!!'S 2012 HAUNT AWARDS
Welcome
to the HOD!!!’s 2012 Haunt Awards! Since we’re not running ratings with
our reviews, there’s still a moratorium on Best Overall Haunt (Haunt Of
The Year), Best Charity Haunt, Best Outdoor Event, Best Hayride, Best
Multi Venue Haunt, and Best Trail. This is because we dispensed with
public haunt ratings in order to concentrate on what makes each haunt
unique and let the reader decide if that’s what they want to see-and
also to help lessen the animosity that sometimes crops up between
attractions as a result of the ratings. We will tell you that no haunt
scored below an 90.0 (on a scale of 100) this season and that multiple
haunts got 95’s (or above!), making this the best local haunt season in
memory. We’ve kept the actor and category awards along with introducing
several new categories. Keep in mind that like ALL haunt ratings and
awards, these are highly subjective and contain a heavy dose of our
personal likes and dislikes (there really is no such thing as an
objective haunt reviewer).
First
off, we’d like to extend our fervent apologies to our friends at Mayhem
Mansion and the Chambers of Horror. An arm injury cost the HOD!!! three
weeks of haunt season, our car’s security system kept locking our
ignition, and with all the rain October saw we were never able to catch
up. We’ll be covering both of these events next season nice and early.
Also
thanks to all the haunts that accommodated lots of reschedules,
particularly the USS Nightmare, St. Rita’s, Mt. Healthy, and Sandyland
Acres.
Best
New Event-Based on talking to our readers, Scaredown in Waynesville. We
hope to get up there next season, especially if they get the Devil
House rolling. We ain’t ‘fraid of no ghost!
Best Family Haunted Event-St. Rita's Haunted House
Best Facility-USS Nightmare with the Family Fun Center
Moodiest Location-The Haunted Cave At Lewisburg
Best Sets-The Dent Schoolhouse
Best Crew Of Actors-Every haunt we went to this season had outstanding acting, continuing the trend being set the last several years. Long gone are the ‘performances’ we’d sometimes see in the early days of the HOD!!! where disinterested actors would push masks up on their heads, talk to their friends, and ignore the paying customers walking through their scenes. This season we had a pretty easy choice-that being the USS Nightmare. This might have been the best cast performance we’ve ever seen in a haunt. It was outstanding from both an interaction and physical standpoint, at once entertaining and scarifying. The actors used every type of approach imaginable and came off as real characters, not one-note cardboard cutout stereotypes. So kudos to the Night Watchman, Rat Lady, Museum Curator, The Captain, his cute daughter Anna, Stretch the Klown, the girly ‘Hang Around Klown’, the Ship’s Doctor, Vampire Overlord, the creations of the Doctor and Machinist, Galley Mates, Octoman, the Infirmary Staff, the rest of the crew, and the makeup artists who made them look their…err, worst-in a good way, of course.
Best Individual Actor-Again, so many choices, but only one spot. New Blood at the Dungeons is always a favorite and put on a great show despite having health problems. The Great AliKillzam had a marvelously psychotic performance. For sheer shock value, you can’t beat the water monsters at the Haunted Cave, and their lady prison guards were tough as nails. Dent is loaded with icons. And we’ve already covered the Nightmare’s crew. Sandyland’s actors do a great job under difficult circumstances. But all told, the Night Watchman of the Nightmare was this year’s star. Great spiel, couldn’t be beat for interaction and had the energy to pop up several times along the winding path through the Nightmare’s cargo hold. He was the personification of a troubled spirit hanging onto the real world. Hope he got his bottle of liquor back from the Captain.
Most Intense Actors-The Lewisburg Haunted Cave, taking full advantage of their dark and creepy surroundings
Best
Stunt Work-The Haunted Cave At Lewisburg, with the creatures in the
lake and the fire-wielding demons at the top of the list
HOD!!!'s Favorite Haunt Character-As always, it’s Bug Boy at the Mt. Healthy Haunted Hall. It was, it is, it shall ever be.
Best Costuming-USS Nightmare
Best Masks-Sandyland Acres Haunted Hayride
Best
Character Makeup-Another very tough choice, but it goes to the USS
Nightmare, blending unique makeup with prosthetic pieces to create a
multitude of memorable characters-not to mention introducing new sculpts
on a regular basis throughout the season
Best Sound-The Haunted Cave At Lewisburg, with a chaotic curtain of sound that comes from everywhere and nowhere
Best Lighting-The Dent Schoolhouse, especially the ‘roach light’ and ‘AV room’
Best
Line Entertainment-Dent's menagerie of first-string characters along
with the two films being shown in the separate queue lines
Best Special Event-The Ecto-1 appearance at the Dent Schoolhouse
Best Separate Event (Upcharged Or Otherwise)-The Haunted Cave At Lewisburg’s Historical Cave Tours
Coolest Separate Event-Farmer’s Revenge at Sandyland Acres
Best Sinister Atmosphere-The Haunted Cave At Lewisburg
Best Backstory And Theming-The Dent Schoolhouse
Most Improved Event-Dent’s Detention Hall
Best
Value-St. Rita’s at $7 with the discount is the grand prize winner. Mt.
Healthy was even less expensive on selected nights. The Nightmare
hasn’t increased their ticket price in several seasons. The $10 lights
off tour at Dent. The Haunted Cave At Lewisburg is an amazing value at
$15 given that you can easily spend an hour and a half inside.
Best Multi Venue Value-Kings Island Halloween Haunt
Best Room-The Dead Magic Show at Mt. Healthy Haunted Hall
Coolest Room-The ‘psychedelic cavern’ at The Haunted Cave At Lewisburg, which also had the machine gun truck as a bonus
Most Overlooked Longtime Classic Room-still Dracula's Lair at Mt. Healthy Haunted Hall
Favorite Effect-Dent’s infinity hallway, pulled off to perfection and punctuated by the spasming teacher
Favorite Extended Haunt Actor Performance-Gene Webb as Freddy Krueger at Sandyland Acres Haunted Hayride
Best Satan-The Dark Lord At The Dungeons Of Delhi
Best Klown Area-Junkyard Klowns At The Dungeons Of Delhi
Best Sex Appeal-still Kings Island Halloween Haunt with Club Blood and Hot Blooded
Toughest Maze-the Devil’s Maze at The Haunted Cave At Lewisburg-now with even more doors!
Best Haunt Website-The Dent Schoolhouse
Best Facebook Page-Dungeons of Delhi. THIS is what haunting is all about.
Best Overall Marketing-The Dent Schoolhouse
Best
Gift Shop-Sandyland Acres Haunted Hayride, filled with bizarre and
unique handmade items-not to mention Brenda's horror movie star
autographed photos on display! It’s also the only area haunt where you
can get a DVD of the event itself.
Best Concessions-Sandyland Acres Haunted Hayride’s Auntie Susie’s Haunted Kitchen
Best Event Apparel (not for sale)-the badass leather jackets worn by the USS Nightmare’s crew
Best T-Shirts-The USS Nightmare’s ‘Grasping Captain’ model
Best Hoodies-Dent’s zip-up model with the Schoolhouse on it
Absolute
Best Haunt Apparel Item EVAR-Dent’s ‘Teacher’s Pet A+’ thong for the
ladies, especially the hot pink one Ayame’s currently wearing
Best Regular Media Haunt Coverage-Steve Novotni of Citybeat's ScaryBeat section, running not once but twice this season!
Spirit
of Halloween Award (for the attraction that best typifies a traditional
Halloween)-Sandyland Acres Haunted Hayride. We were so glad we made it
out despite the weeks of rain-this place recharges us.
And
for this year’s “HOD!!! Lifetime Achievement Award”, we’d like to give
it to Allen Rizzo of the USS Nightmare. Under his watch, the Nightmare
introduced pro haunting to Cincinnati (along with the Night of Fright)
and has gotten better with every season. Continually innovating and
trying out new techniques, the Nightmare is often taken for granted but
like St. Rita’s, haunting in Cincinnati would seem empty without it.
And a few whimsical awards…
“Where’d
he Go, George?” Award-Pacifier Jones, who disappeared from the HOD!!!
Message Board after only one review, missing his annual ‘Treehouse of
Sodomy’ extravaganza
“Haunt We REALLY Look Forward To Seeing” Award-Scaredown’s Devil House
“Haunt We’re Most Curious About”-Kurayami at the Indy Scream Park
“No One Expects The Spanish Inquisition” Award-Latin-spewing Monk at The Haunted Cave At Lewisburg
“Floyd The Barber” Award-Bug Boy’s Handy Shears Barber Shop at The Mt. Healthy Haunted Hall
“Uhhh…Thanks But No Thanks/Squeal Like A Piggy” Award-the hillbilly who offered to hump our leg at Dent if it would help their review
“Haunt and Staff We REALLY Miss” Award-Nightmare Estates
“Three Ring Circus” Award-to Dent. There’s ALWAYS something going on outside and usually haunters from other events on the grounds as well
“More Photographs Than Matthew Brady” Award-The Dungeons Of Delhi
“Invisible Klown” Award-Bludzo up at Dent, who craftily schedules his appearances so they don’t coincide with our visits.
“Wrecking Ball” Award-“Elevator Attendant Rotts” at Mt. Healthy Haunted Hall
“REALLY In Your Face” Award-the girl from the Forest Of Dolls At Sandyland Acres
“Neverending Battle” Award-to Josh Wells, always looking to put together the perfect room
“Reality Show Waiting To Happen” Award-the adventures of the Captain and his family on board the USS Nightmare-Anna, her dead mom, dead boyfriend, the Captain’s Evil(er) Twin…Hornswaggle’s probably in there somewhere too
“Beavis” Award-The Haunted Cave At Lewisburg and Sandyland Acres for FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!
“Cutest Gals” Award-The Dungeons Of Delhi
“The REAL Human Centipede” Award-body bag room crawler at The Dungeons of Delhi
“Super Cool Saleswoman” Award-the lady in St. Rita’s T-Shirt Trailer
“Damnation” Award-who else? Damien Reaper at Dent
“Bounty Hunter” Award-the lady in The Haunted Cave At Lewisburg’s ticket booth
“Dead Ringer For Our Ex-Wife And Consequently Scared Us To Death On First Sight” Award-the Doctor in the USS Nightmare’s Infirmary
“Mentor” Award-Mad Mark at The Dungeons Of Delhi
“Best Haunt Apparel Model”-the curvaceous and lovely Ayame
“Big Wuss” Award-The HOD!!!’s Fearless Leader, who let a little thing like being one armed keep him home during haunt season
“Pathetic, Worthless SOB Who Deserves To Become Several Dismembered Props For Next Year” Award-the loser who burglarized St. Rita’s
OK, that’s more than a few, but what can we say? We’re a whimsical site!
The HOD!!!'s Favorite Haunt Moment-Allen Rizzo giving us the shirt off his back at the USS Nightmare
As always, thanks to our friends in the local haunt community (in the order we attended them):
Josh Wells, Chuck Stross, Bud Stross, and all the actors at The Dent Schoolhouse
Mark
and Sandy Schaefer and all the actors we talked to along with the
temporarily MIA Jebeneezer Law at The Haunted Cave At Lewisburg
Betty Hancock, Matthew Gratsch, and Eric Sterwerf along with the producers of the Mt. Healthy Haunted Hall
Madd Mark, Madd Matt, New Blood, and all the actors at the Dungeons Of Delhi
Tom Flege, Steve Haverkos, and the wonderful staff at St. Rita's Haunted House
Allen Rizzo and Steve Schreibeis at the USS Nightmare along with Anna, who knows how to suggest spots for great photos
Special thanks to Steve Novotni at CityBeat/ScaryBeat
THE HOUSE OF DOOM!!!'S 2011 HAUNT AWARDS
After the stripped-down version of the HOD!!! seen on the old WebTV site in 2010, we were happy to see things return to their former glory (such as it is) in 2011 and the ‘score-less’ reviews went over well. We also had the opportunity to write most of the ScaryBeat reviews for CityBeat along with something we’ve always wanted to do-an article on the History Of Cincinnati Haunts (a concept we may expand upon here on the site, since 1000 words is barely a warm-up for the loquacious Fearless Leader). Now that the shroud has been drawn over the cadaver of yet another haunt season, it’s time for the HOD!!!’s annual requiem to the local haunt scene…
Welcome to the HOD!!!’s 2011 Haunt Awards! You’ll notice quite a few changes this season-mainly, Best Overall Haunt (Haunt Of The Year), Best Charity Haunt, Best Outdoor Event, Best Hayride, Best Multi Venue Haunt, and Best Trail have all been retired for the time being. This is because we dispensed with public haunt ratings this year in order to concentrate on what makes each haunt unique and let the reader decide if that’s what they want to see-and also to help lessen the animosity that sometimes crops up between attractions as a result of the ratings. For what it’s worth, we will tell you that no haunt scored below an 88.5 (on a scale of 100) this season and that multiple haunts got 95’s (or above!), making this one of the best local haunt seasons in memory. We have kept the actor and category awards, though, along with introducing several new categories. Keep in mind that like ALL haunt ratings and awards, these are highly subjective and carry a heavy dose of our personal likes and dislikes (there really is no such thing as an objective haunt reviewer).
Best New Event-Sandyland Acres Haunted Hayride’s Farmer’s Revenge
Best Family Haunted Event-St. Rita's Haunted House
Best Facility-USS Nightmare
Moodiest Location-The Haunted Cave At Lewisburg
Best Sets-The Dent Schoolhouse
Best Crew Of Actors-The short version-any of the haunts we visited except for KI could have won this (and even KI had outstanding actors-but there are just too many spots for them to fill up to excel across the board). The Chambers, as always, lived on the strength of its actors. Mayhem Mansion continues to make a name for itself by concentrating on developing the talent of their characters. The Haunted Cave at Lewisburg had 116 actors, many in confining/restrictive costuming or masks (not to mention the ones immersed in water), and managed to find 116 people that did the job right. Dent, the Nightmare, Dungeons, Haunted Hall-all filled with memorable characters and strong performances, whether they were meant to startle, terrorize, entertain, or even get a few laughs. Haunt acting has never been better-greater opportunities for learning and networking on the Internet as well as at Haunt and Horror conventions have helped to elevate the performances of ghouls and creatures at even the tiniest haunts. It’s a tough decision, but we finally settled on the actors of the Dungeons of Delhi. They set themselves apart by not only having strong individual performances, but by displaying an outstanding level of teamwork between the creatures inside a room and even between ghouls throughout the house. Whether it’s the three girls in the nursery working together or something as simple as New Blood running outside to pummel Madd Matt, they created an environment where you can believe the monsters are all aware of each other-and hauntgoers.
Best Individual Actor-Ah, so many good choices and show-stopping performances to choose from! We could go with Madd Matt and New Blood at the Dungeons, last year’s winners, and add Demonic Derek to the mix too. Reverend Rotts at the Haunted Hall outdid himself this year. The Butchers at the Chambers took the art of intimidation to a new high. Sister Sammi and many of her cohorts at Mayhem Mansion showed the boys how it’s done. The Devils and Lake Creatures at the Haunted Cave stuck in our heads. But we’re giving it to the Laundry Mate and his pal Herman at the USS Nightmare-for being simultaneously creepy, funny, psychotic, intense, and sustained-he put on a five minute performance while we changed the batteries in our camera.
Most Intense Actors-The Chambers of Horror, where they really do bring grown men to their knees
Best Stunt Work-The Haunted Cave At Lewisburg, with the creatures in the lake and the fire-wielding demons at the top of the list
HOD!!!'s Favorite Haunt Character-As always, it’s Bug Boy at the Mt. Healthy Haunted Hall. Seeing where he ends up at the Hall every year is an annual HOD!!! high point!
Best Costuming-The Dent Schoolhouse
Best Masks-Sandyland Acres Haunted Hayride
Best Character Makeup-Another very tough choice, but it goes to the USS Nightmare, blending unique makeup with prosthetic pieces to create a multitude of memorable characters-not to mention introducing new sculpts on a regular basis throughout the season
Best Sound-The Haunted Cave At Lewisburg, with a chaotic curtain of sound that comes from everywhere and nowhere
Best Lighting-The Dent Schoolhouse, especially the ‘roach light’
Best Line Entertainment-Dent's menagerie of first-string characters along with the two films being shown in the separate queue lines
Best Separate Event (Upcharged Or Otherwise)-The Haunted Cave At Lewisburg’s Historical Cave Tours
Coolest Separate Event-The Chambers of Horror’s ‘Last Ride’ Coffin simulator
Best Sinister Atmosphere-Mayhem Mansion
Best Backstory And Theming-Mayhem Mansion
Most Improved Event-Dent’s Detention Hall
Best Value-The Dungeons of Delhi at a straight $8. The Haunted Cave At Lewisburg is an amazing value at $13 given that you can easily spend an hour and a half inside.
Best Multi Venue Value-Kings Island Halloween Haunt
Best Room-The Elevated Walkway (with huge creature, flapping giant bat, and sightlines to other cool scenes) at The Haunted Cave At Lewisburg
Coolest Room-The “Tired Bones Retirement Castle” at Mt. Healthy-Bug Boy AND a crashing chandelier!
Most Overlooked Longtime Classic Room-still Dracula's Lair at Mt. Healthy Haunted Hall
Favorite Effect-the crashing chandelier at Mt. Healthy, proving once again that high-tech isn’t always best
Favorite Extended Haunt Actor Performance-Gene Webb as Freddy Krueger at Sandyland Acres Haunted Hayride
Best Sex Appeal-still Kings Island Halloween Haunt with Club Blood and Hot Blooded
Toughest Maze-in an upset, the Devil’s Maze at The Haunted Cave At Lewisburg bumps Mt. Healthy’s Black Maze
Best Haunt Website-The Dungeons of Delhi, making regular additions to its content throughout the haunt season-and keeping the tone fun
Best Overall Marketing-The Dent Schoolhouse
Best Gift Shop-Sandyland Acres Haunted Hayride, filled with bizarre and unique handmade items-not to mention Brenda's horror movie star autographed photos on display!
Best Concessions-Sandyland Acres Haunted Hayride’s Auntie Susie’s Haunted Kitchen
Best T-Shirts-Sandyland Acres Haunted Hayride’s new radioactive green model
Best Regular Media Haunt Coverage-Steve Novotni of Citybeat's ScaryBeat section, running not once but twice this season!
Spirit of Halloween Award (for the attraction that best typifies a traditional Halloween)-Sandyland Acres Haunted Hayride
And for this year’s “HOD!!! Lifetime Achievement Award”, we’d like to give it to Steve Haverkos and Tom Flege at St. Rita’s. St. Rita’s is the haunt everyone wanted to be. Steve and Tom have kept the event rolling for decades through all of its ups and downs, helping to train and mold more local haunters than any other attraction. Like the big goof pictured at right…
And a few more whimsical awards…
“Right Place, Wrong Time” Award-Dent’s cool Haunted Schoolhouse App for Iphone that became almost instantly inoperative when Apple trotted out 5.0
“What Were They Thinking” Award-KI dropping the Psycho Path and retheming Death Row
“Yes! About Time!” Award-KI finally adding a bandit attack on Tombstone Terror-tory’s train as the HOD!!! (and everyone else) has been suggesting for several years
“Thank You, Thank You, Thank You” Award-to Mayhem Mansion, the only local haunt of note that doesn’t have a Vortex tunnel
“Where Are They Now” Award (what we’d most like to see return-somewhere)-The Pickled Bros. Sideshow
“These Guys Mean Business” Award (Best Opening Scare)-Creatures In The Lake at The Haunted Cave At Lewisburg
“Escape By The Skin Of Your Teeth” Award (Best Closing Scare-or close enough)-The Dungeon Of Delhi’s ‘Zombie Assault’
“Ready For My Close-Up” Award (Movie Moguls)-Matt and Eric at the Mt. Healthy Haunted Hall
“Storyteller” Award-Allen Rizzo of the USS Nightmare, who not only has the best haunt stories but knows how to deliver them.
“If The HOD!!! Built A Haunt It Would Be…” Award-the Mt. Healthy Haunted Hall
“Ass-Kicker” Award-Steve Schreibeis’s performance on the “Carnevil” machine at USS Nightmare
“Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe” Award-Haunts that charge for parking
“Keeper Of The Necronomicon” Award (Haunt Historian)-Josh Wells of Dent
“Evil Genius Or Just Insane?” Award-Pacifier Jones Haunt Reviews
“Oh, My Achin’ Banana” Award-chainsaw to the crotch at The Lewisburg Haunted Cave
“I’m The Only Person Ever Banned On The HOD!!! Message Board” Award-Old School, although amusing as hell, didn’t know when to stop
The HOD!!!'s Favorite Haunt Moment-two of them, both at The Haunted Cave At Lewisburg:
1) getting splattered with zombie brains at the ‘Cabin Window’
2) having our wagon drive straight into a cloud of bats during the historical tour
As always, thanks to our friends in the local haunt community (in the order we attended them):
Bill Martz, Pat Martz, and Randal Miller at Mayhem Mansion
Josh Wells, Chuck Stross, Bud Stross, and all the actors at The Dent Schoolhouse
Allen Rizzo and Steve Schreibeis at the USS Nightmare
Tom Flege, Steve Haverkos, and Patty at St. Rita's Haunted House
Betty Hancock, Matthew Gratsch, and Eric Sterwerf along with the producers of the Mt. Healthy Haunted Hall
Ed Short at The Chambers of Horror
Madd Mark, Madd Matt, New Blood, Demonic Derek, Joe Middendorf, and all the actors at the Dungeons Of Delhi
Mark, Sandy, and Maria Schaefer along with Jebeneezer Law at The Haunted Cave At Lewisburg
Brenda and Gene Webb along with the entire staff of Sandyland Acres Haunted Hayride
Don Helbig at King's Island Halloween Haunt
Special thanks to Steve Novotni at CityBeat/ScaryBeat
Also a big thanks to the USS Nightmare’s web developer for putting together an HOD!!! “lightning” logo!
Again this season, aside from 'extra events' like Dent's Detention Hall and KI's Wolf Pack, there were no new haunts of note in the Greater Cincinnati area. Even worse, Junction Nightmare, the Turpin Field Of Fright, and the long-running Loveland Castle weren't operating this season, thinning the ranks at an alarming rate. However, the remaining attractions comprised a very strong and creative group, giving the area one of the best lineups seen anywhere in the country. Dent and the Nightmare continued to push each other to greater heights and are world class attractions. KI had a bit of an off year but is still one of the leaders among amusement park events and the best evening of haunt entertainment around. St. Rita's, the Dungeons, and Mt. Healthy all continued to put forth high quality haunts, and as usual managed to get a little bigger and better as well. The three haunts are the area's heart and soul. Mayhem Mansion continued to develop and is on the verge of becoming one of the elite attractions in the area and has improved substantially every season it's been in existence. The Chambers and Springboro give Middletown a pair of intense events that not only entertain but do things the right way. Springboro was new to us and the Trail and Hayride are among the best of their type that we've seen. And finally Sandyland continued to embody Halloween, making it perhaps the most enjoyable experience in town. Congratulations to all of the HOD!!!'s 2010 awardees!
Best Overall Haunt (Haunt Of The Year)-The biggest difference between the USS Nightmare and the Dent Schoolhouse the past few seasons has been the greater number of changes Dent has made. This season, the Nightmare's changes were commensurate with what had been done at Dent, and for all intents and purposes the two attractions are deadlocked. So congratulations to the Dent Schoolhouse and USS Nightmare, the HOD!!!'s Haunts Of The Year!
Best Charity Haunt-The Dungeons Of Delhi, with Mt. Healthy Haunted Hall and Mayhem Mansion hot on their heels
Best New Haunt-Dent's Detention Hall
Best Family Haunted Event-St. Rita's Haunted House
Best Outdoor Event-Springboro Haunted Hayride & Black Bog
Best Hayride-Sandyland Acres Haunted Hayride
Best Trail-The Black Bog at Springboro
Best Multi Venue Haunt-Kings Island Halloween Haunt
Best Facility-USS Nightmare
Moodiest Location-Mayhem Mansion
Best Sets-The Dent Schoolhouse
Best Crew Of Actors-Wow, was this ever a tough decision. Acting at EVERY attraction we went to (except for a few KI attractions) was uniformly impressive with very little of the slacking that used to be seen in the 'old days'. The best actors overall on the nights we toured the individual attractions were those at Mayhem Mansion, but they have an advantage over everyone else in being able to 'soft touch' hauntgoers. The USS Nightmare's actors were excellent but don't get to do that-but even without touching, the Mansion's actors were just as good. So, we're giving it to both the USS Nightmare and Mayhem Mansion.
Most Intense Actors-The Chambers of Horror
Best Stunt Work-Springboro Haunted Hayride, specifically the vehicle drivers/passengers and the Headless Horseman
Best Individual Actor-Now HERE was a total cluster. There were lots of outstanding performances, and we had an extremely difficult time just whittling the list down to a final five. Each of these actors took a completely different approach, and we couldn't choose between them. So here are the HOD!!!'s 'Actors Of The Year' in no particular order:
-New Blood (AKA 'The Keeper') at the Dungeons Of Delhi, getting a great new venue for his spastic insanity
-Madd Matt at the Dungeons Of Delhi, for climbing the rafters and covering two rooms that required different performances
-Granny at Mayhem Mansion for being the creepiest and most disturbing haunt actor
-Reverend Rotts in the Mt. Healthy Haunted Hall's cellblock for his sheer violence and intensity-not to mention great chair shots
-Freddy Krueger at Sandyland Acres for a picture perfect portrayal of the Springwood Slasher, down to the smallest gestures
HOD!!!'s Favorite Haunt Character-Who else? Bug Boy, Mt. Healthy Haunted Hall
Best Costuming-the Dent Schoolhouse
Best Masks-Sandyland Acres Haunted Hayride
Best Character Makeup-Another very tough choice, but it goes to the USS Nightmare-the pig lady and the reboot of the Captain put them over the top
Best Sound-USS Nightmare
Best Lighting-The Dent Schoolhouse
Best Line Entertainment-Dent's menagerie of characters along with the two films being shown in the separate queue lines
Best Separate Event (Upcharged Or Otherwise)-USS Nightmare-Nightmare Landing/Laser Rage
Best Sinister Atmosphere-Mayhem Mansion
Best Backstory And Theming-Mayhem Mansion
Most Improved Event-Mayhem Mansion
Best Value-Mt. Healthy Haunted Hall
Best Multi Venue Value-Kings Island Halloween Haunt
Best Room-The Projection Room, Mayhem Mansion
Coolest Room-Spooker's Bar at Mt. Healthy Haunted Hall
Most Overlooked Longtime Classic Room-Dracula's Lair at Mt. Healthy Haunted Hall
Favorite Effect-the Hellevator at Springboro's Black Bog
Favorite Extended Haunt Actor Performance-Dent's roving Principal and his crackling cattle prod
Best Sex Appeal-even with Ghouls Gone Wild out, still Kings Island Halloween Haunt, with Club Blood and Hot Blooded
AWOL Award-Brian Robbe
Toughest Maze-the Mt. Healthy Haunted Hall
Biggest Rip Off-Haunts that charge for parking
Best Haunt Website-The Dungeons of Delhi
Best Overall Marketing-The Dent Schoolhouse
Best Gift Shop-Sandyland Acres Haunted Hayride, with videos of the event, blankets, mouse pads, jars of unhallowed ground, Sandyland seed corn, and other unique items-not to mention Brenda's cool horror movie star autographed photos on display!
Best T-Shirts-Dent's 'Charlie is my Homeboy' shirt
Best Regular Media Haunt Coverage-Steve Novotni of Citybeat's ScaryBeat section, running not once but twice this season!
Spirit Of Halloween Award (for the attraction that best typifies a traditional Halloween)-Sandyland Acres Haunted Hayride
Lifetime Achievement Award-Damien Reaper, who not only was one of the first area actors to create and develop a unique character back in his Dungeons of Delhi days but a pro who has tirelessly promoted the haunt industry, other attractions, and touted his fellow actors. Haunting is his life, and I'm sure he's got a lot of good seasons left in him. In fact, when we give this out in the future, we're going to call it 'The DAMNATION Award' in his honor.
And yes, Bludzo would also have been awarded this, but he's written stuff for the HOD!!! so is ineligible. That doesn't make him any less of a haunt legend.
The HOD!!!'s Favorite Haunt Moment-watching the next door neighbors trying to burn down The Detention Hall at Dent
As always, thanks to our friends in the local haunt community (in the order we attended them-and forgive us if we inadvertently left someone out):
Josh Wells, Chuck Stross, Bud Stross, and all the actors at The Dent Schoolhouse
Tom Flege and Steve Haverkos at St. Rita's Haunted House
Ed Short at The Chambers of Horror
Bill Danishek and Dave Bloom at Springboro Haunted Hayride and Black Bog
Don Helbig at King's Island Halloween Haunt
Joe Middendorf, Cecil Rouse, Jake Rouse, John Coletta Jr, and all the actors at the Dungeons Of Delhi
Brenda and Gene Webb along with the entire staff of Sandyland Acres Haunted Hayride
Betty Hancock and the producers of Mt. Healthy Haunted Hall
Allen Rizzo and Steve Schreibeis at the USS Nightmare-and also author Joey Kempe
Guess we'll throw in Brian Robbe, too.
Bill Martz, Pat Martz, and Randal Miller at Mayhem Mansion
Steve Novotni at Citybeat
And to all of the HOD!!!s readers and the posters on the HOD!!!'s Message Board-thanks a million! We appreciate being talked back into doing reviews this season-it was the most fun we've had in years!